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Offline Caboose

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Interested in testing the latest games or software?
« on: September 10, 2014, 12:45:08 am »
Let's face it: alpha/beta testing games these days is a joke! First, the publisher wants you to pay for access to a half-finished product only to have your awesome experience squashed by a bunch of snot-nosed 12yr olds. That's not how we run things here at Elite Testing Services (ETS). We have a team of dedicated software testers (that's right, we're not limited to just testing games!) with over 30 years combined testing & Q/A experience! We're talking some indie titles like War of the Roses, Gettysburg: Armored Warfare as well as major titles like Homefront, the Battlefield series, the Medal of Honor series, Cyrsis, and even the EA Downloader - better known as Origin!

While we're still in the beginning stages, we've decided to open the recruitment doors. Once we reach capacity, we'll stop accepting applications. You must be 18 or older to join, have not been banned from any game on any system, and pass a basic background check.
Please fill out ALL of the required application fields with correct information.

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Re: Interested in testing the latest games or software?
« Reply #1 on: September 12, 2014, 08:27:01 am »
ROFL... No.
Rule 1: You are playing The Game.
Rule 2: Every time you think about The Game, you lose.
Rule 3: Loss of The Game must be announced.
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