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Okay, so if you've read the other posts (again, I'm sorry Texas), I need some ideas for my next one.  I've taken some pictures of the food that I currently have in my refrigerator and cupboards.  I also have bread, and I love doing sandwiches, so keep that in mind, but I am open to new ideas.  If you decide to invent a sandwich for me, try to make it so that I can actually eat it, i.e. don't fill it so full that I need a fork or don't douse it in runny liquids.  Other than that, have at it. You can make it gross, but don't make it toxic. I'd rather not die lol.

P.S.  I wanted to put candy corn on my last creation, but I forgot, so if any of you could incorporate some in your idea, I'd appreciate it. :P
























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Re: Looking for "Disgusting Food That Weren't so Bad" vol. 5 suggestions
« Reply #1 on: November 07, 2009, 05:28:21 pm »
You've got 10 times the food we've got here!  And umm...  what's with all the mayo?

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Re: Looking for "Disgusting Food That Weren't so Bad" vol. 5 suggestions
« Reply #2 on: November 07, 2009, 05:35:41 pm »
We have people staying with us right now till they find a place to live, so we have all of their food.  We had one jar of mayonnaise and one jar of miracle whip. They had both too.

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Re: Looking for "Disgusting Food That Weren't so Bad" vol. 5 suggestions
« Reply #3 on: November 07, 2009, 05:42:24 pm »
I wonder what would happen if you baked a bowl of oatmeal, with a bunch of apple chunks inside, with a bit of cinnamon for flavor and an egg to hold it all together well.  Would it come out like a baked apple pie flavored oatmeal cookie?

Or, use candy corn!  The candy corn would melt, and permeate the surrounding oatmeal.  You'd have a fresh candy corn flavored/colored oatmeal cookie!
« Last Edit: November 07, 2009, 05:49:05 pm by Ford Prefect »

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Re: Looking for "Disgusting Food That Weren't so Bad" vol. 5 suggestions
« Reply #4 on: November 07, 2009, 05:49:26 pm »
Dude, that sounds AWESOME!

Ah, I see you edited your post with that....egg...devious bastard. That still sounds pretty good, even with the candy corn.  I'll have to see what others come up with before I make my decision.

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Re: Looking for "Disgusting Food That Weren't so Bad" vol. 5 suggestions
« Reply #5 on: November 07, 2009, 07:53:03 pm »
just take all your photos and put my name underneath..cause thats almost EXACTLY all the same food i have...cept for those baby carrots..bleck.  :you: i even have exact same little jar of chopped garlic. thats in top photo.  :what: are you sure thats not MY fridge??  :argh:

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Re: Looking for "Disgusting Food That Weren't so Bad" vol. 5 suggestions
« Reply #6 on: November 07, 2009, 08:31:09 pm »
just take all your photos and put my name underneath..cause thats almost EXACTLY all the same food i have...cept for those baby carrots..bleck.  :you: i even have exact same little jar of chopped garlic. thats in top photo.  :what: are you sure thats not MY fridge??  :argh:
Uh, are they arranged the same way in your fridge?

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Re: Looking for "Disgusting Food That Weren't so Bad" vol. 5 suggestions
« Reply #7 on: November 07, 2009, 08:45:19 pm »
Ok bread, cheese, mustard, a tiny bit of garlic, a drizzle of chocalate syrup, a few candy corns, roast beef and another lunch meat of your choosing!

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Re: Looking for "Disgusting Food That Weren't so Bad" vol. 5 suggestions
« Reply #8 on: November 07, 2009, 09:07:05 pm »
Snow, your going to kill the man.. :/
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Re: Looking for "Disgusting Food That Weren't so Bad" vol. 5 suggestions
« Reply #9 on: November 07, 2009, 10:43:28 pm »
I'll give you something good...

take the meat, and some cheese slices, the biscuits roll, the ranch and the grape jelly out... that's all you need.  Get out a cookie sheet, spray it with cooking spray and put your over on bake at 350.

take a some biscuits and roll them out flatter.  If you don't have a rolling pin, use a glass that can be rolled.

So, roll out 6 biscuits, you're making two sandwiches.  Cut the meat so that it is smaller than the rolled biscuits, same with the cheese.  You might need to leave the biscuit dough out for 10 minutes or so to warm up a bit and become more stretchy and easier to work with (or nuke it for 10-15 seconds OUT OF THE CAN)

Take one flat thing of dough, pile on a few slices of meat.  now another biscuit, then some cheese slices (probably 1 or two) then another biscuit. 

You should have it like this

---FLAT BISCUIT---
------CHEESE------
---FLAT BISCUIT---
-------MEAT-------
---FLAT BISCUIT---
 
Now pinch it all around so that the meat and cheese is completely encased in the biscuit dough.  Pinch it real well, especially for the cheese layers so it can't leak much when the cheese starts to melt.

Now make the other one, then put them both on the cookie sheet and into the oven.  Take them out when the look the color of biscuits that are done, I'd suspect 15 minutes'ish if the oven is up to heat already....  Make sure you spray the cookie sheet liberally since some of the cheese will likely leak and will be a bitch to clean later.

Now, while they are cooking, get a bowl out, put in 1 part ranch dressing and 3 parts grape jelly for dipping.  Mix them together real well then, when your sandwiches are done you can dip them in ranchy grape goodness.  You might even want to nuke them for about 20-30 seconds so that the grape jelly will loosen up some and mix easier.

No I haven't tried this before... It is not very healthy either... but I think it would taste pretty good.


NOW to drink... this isn't as easy, but I'd say take out that slimfast can you have, put it in a big cup and mix in an equal amount of redbull.  Mix it up well, it should be pretty good for washing down that sandwich.  If it's too strong of a redbull flavor, consider adding some blueberry pomegranate juice to cut it.
« Last Edit: November 07, 2009, 10:51:07 pm by Abzstrak »
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Re: Looking for "Disgusting Food That Weren't so Bad" vol. 5 suggestions
« Reply #10 on: November 07, 2009, 10:48:03 pm »
just take all your photos and put my name underneath..cause thats almost EXACTLY all the same food i have...cept for those baby carrots..bleck.  :you: i even have exact same little jar of chopped garlic. thats in top photo.  :what: are you sure thats not MY fridge??  :argh:
Uh, are they arranged the same way in your fridge?

almost..i even have the cereal on top of the fridge too.  :unamusedtophat:

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Re: Looking for "Disgusting Food That Weren't so Bad" vol. 5 suggestions
« Reply #11 on: November 07, 2009, 10:48:23 pm »
That actually sounds normal (aside from the dipping sauce) and it sounds pretty tasty. So now I have 3 suggestions.  I'll give it a little more time and if I don't get any more, I'll toss up a vote.

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Re: Looking for "Disgusting Food That Weren't so Bad" vol. 5 suggestions
« Reply #12 on: November 07, 2009, 10:51:26 pm »
I edited mine and added a drink to wash it down :)
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Re: Looking for "Disgusting Food That Weren't so Bad" vol. 5 suggestions
« Reply #13 on: November 07, 2009, 10:53:25 pm »
just make them all breakfast lunch and dinner!

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Re: Looking for "Disgusting Food That Weren't so Bad" vol. 5 suggestions
« Reply #14 on: November 07, 2009, 10:55:03 pm »
I edited mine and added a drink to wash it down :)
Okay Abz, but that isn't juice. It's vinaigrette. Pick something that's meant to be consumed like a drink, not a dressing. lol

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Re: Looking for "Disgusting Food That Weren't so Bad" vol. 5 suggestions
« Reply #15 on: November 07, 2009, 10:59:01 pm »
take the bisquits...flatten them out...on a cookie sheet..put one bisquit down..pile on some salsa..cheese..lettuce..tomatoes..a teaspoon of yogurt..a teaspoon of that minced garlic..put another flattened bisquit on top..close the edges real good..cut a couple small slits in the top..not to big though..bake for 15mins...a couple mins before they are done..spinkle some parmesean on top. Then mix that applejuice...margarita mix..and a redbull for a drink. MMM good  :yay:

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Re: Looking for "Disgusting Food That Weren't so Bad" vol. 5 suggestions
« Reply #16 on: November 07, 2009, 10:59:41 pm »
ok, dont use that to cut it then... just use slimfast and redbull
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Re: Looking for "Disgusting Food That Weren't so Bad" vol. 5 suggestions
« Reply #17 on: November 07, 2009, 11:10:28 pm »
Lol, why are you sorry....

And look... http://www.cookingbynumbers.com/frames.html

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« Reply #18 on: November 07, 2009, 11:39:07 pm »
now we know how Texas learned to cook
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Re: Looking for "Disgusting Food That Weren't so Bad" vol. 5 suggestions
« Reply #19 on: November 07, 2009, 11:41:54 pm »
lol!