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Sentence to story
« on: February 15, 2008, 07:18:09 am »
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Once upon a time there was a cat named Billy Ray Cyrus.

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Re: Sentence to story
« Reply #1 on: February 15, 2008, 07:32:37 am »
Billy Ray has some family across the creek from Uri, you know, hillbilly cousins and the like.

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Re: Sentence to story
« Reply #2 on: February 15, 2008, 07:33:01 pm »
but one day billy learned that his dad was really a zombie and he had to kill him




 

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Re: Sentence to story
« Reply #3 on: February 16, 2008, 02:43:24 am »
billy was so upset about his father's death he went to Disney land hoping to ease the pain.

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Re: Sentence to story
« Reply #4 on: February 16, 2008, 03:21:11 am »
He saw Mickey and Minnie Mouse and gave them big hugs and got autographs.
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Re: Sentence to story
« Reply #5 on: February 18, 2008, 04:45:50 pm »
Mickey and miney mouse where both making fun of him because his dad was dead, so he sludged them in the head with a hammer and hid there body's.  :smt005

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Re: Sentence to story
« Reply #6 on: February 18, 2008, 06:52:18 pm »
but to his horror, before he could finish, Mickey and Minnie also became teh ZOMBEHS!!!

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Re: Sentence to story
« Reply #7 on: February 18, 2008, 08:26:14 pm »
And as you all know, Zminnie and Zmickey were then damned to live in eternal Zombie hell chasing after Billy's mullet and singing the song Billy Ray wrote, "I want my Mullet Back"

Zombie chorus:
Bell bottoms were really cool
Cutting' class and skipping' school
I member packing' that old fishing' pole
Skinny dipping' at a swimming' hole
Black lights, red lights and strobe lights too
We're all the rage for me and you
Only one thing that I miss more than that


Billy Ray sings:
I want my mullet back
I want my mullet back


Zombie chorus:
My old camaro and my old eight track
Fuzzy dice hanging loose and proud
ZZ Top playing way up loud
A simpler time that's what I miss
Your mini skirt and your sweet kiss
Things are changing man and that's a fact


Billy sings:
I want my mullet back
Back, back
I want my mullet back


Run Billy Ray, RUN!


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Re: Sentence to story
« Reply #8 on: February 18, 2008, 08:38:24 pm »
So Billy ran as fast as he could down the paths of people!
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Re: Sentence to story
« Reply #9 on: February 18, 2008, 08:49:17 pm »
Innocent bystanders were having their flesh ripped out by zombie teeth left and right, and as each victim inevitably turned into a member of the undead, they joined the hunt for Billy Ray.

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Re: Sentence to story
« Reply #10 on: February 18, 2008, 10:14:19 pm »
Billy Ray ran as fast as he could to atix_helicopter, and tried to hit the "nuke map" button, but to his horror, the walls started to close in on him instead- he only had seconds to escape!

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Re: Sentence to story
« Reply #11 on: February 18, 2008, 10:49:11 pm »
The walls closed ever so fast, trapping Billy Ray by the tip of his mullet hair cut. He tugged and tugged till a tuft of hair was all that was left behind as he escaped!

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Re: Sentence to story
« Reply #12 on: February 19, 2008, 03:13:33 pm »
Bill was so distraught about his mullet he flew to Michigan on the atix helicopter to see his sister who was a wig sales person

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Re: Sentence to story
« Reply #13 on: February 19, 2008, 03:44:33 pm »
While billy was walking to his sister's store he tripped on a rock, fell off of a cliff into a river, went down the river over a waterfall, and got eaten by a hippopotamus.

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Re: Sentence to story
« Reply #14 on: February 19, 2008, 04:03:11 pm »
luckily He still had a gun. so he shot his way out of the hipo and kept swimming until he reached a crazy cat lady.

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Re: Sentence to story
« Reply #15 on: February 20, 2008, 01:39:30 am »
finding that he still needed hair, he held up the cat lady at gun point, forcing her to donate one of her cats as a hairpiece...

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Re: Sentence to story
« Reply #16 on: February 20, 2008, 10:03:58 am »
He skinned the cat with his David Bowie knife and tried it on, "yea" he thought, "I'm still one cool cat".

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Re: Sentence to story
« Reply #17 on: February 20, 2008, 12:19:57 pm »
Then to billys dismay a zombie dog started to chase that cat that ws on his head!




 

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Re: Sentence to story
« Reply #18 on: February 20, 2008, 02:11:29 pm »
As he was being chased, he spotted a person, ran to the person, and dug his claws into the persons skull as the dog clawed the persons stomach while jumping for billy

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Re: Sentence to story
« Reply #19 on: February 22, 2008, 12:16:15 am »
but to billys dismay there in front of him was a zombie mastercheif and zombie nanosoldier